remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
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