Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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