I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
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it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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