I only kidnapped one of them. chill
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Can I color on your dick again?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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