Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
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Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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