i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
dude i'm inner monologue high
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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