Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
