It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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