i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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