just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I need to stop coming to work sober
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It was confusing and full of hummus
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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