Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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