Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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