Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
