...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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