you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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