i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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