your thong is hanging out like whoa
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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