I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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