Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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