me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
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tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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