Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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