super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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