people are starting to question the shark bite story
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
