I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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