My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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