ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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