do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
