what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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