I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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