I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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