check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
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