When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I fill condoms, not promises.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
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currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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