I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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