so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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