When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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