So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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