What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
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It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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