I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
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Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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