love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
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