I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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