I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
