im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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