We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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