So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
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So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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