The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
NoShamevember. You game?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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