Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i dont even know how to be here
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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