A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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