My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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