high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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