this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
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It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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