Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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