he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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