some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
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I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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