Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.