I need to stop coming to work sober
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.