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• (818): View more from California

  he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  We need to get cat food

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  Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms

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• (518): View more from New York

  you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (714): View more from California

  Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.

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  These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids

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• (727): View more from Florida

  If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  We're going to catch a squirrel this summer

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• (916): View more from California

  I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...

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• (347): View more from New York

  ....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills

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