i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out